Gritted Teeth
i'm a little coffee pot short, stout, and burnt beyond recognition.
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me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

(Source: matthewsagan, via thecuteginger)

Yeah, I hate that kid too


*shaves legs seductively* 

(via fake-mermaid)


Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

(via breakfast-with-satan)

and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)

(via poppunkkid)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
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